Sunday, September 10, 2017

Real History Doesn't Have End Credits

Real History vs. Hollywood History

One of the more vexing aspects of American culture is the insensitivity to, and lack of knowledge of history (even within our community sadly).  We tend to believe movies and TV more than reading or reviewing actual history. 

You'll hear this in casual conversation among ourselves at functions, over dinner, and as general information being passed from person to person within the Black community, especially on social media (YouTube infuencers, I'm looking at you here!).  Often those inaccuracies are used to support, supplement or bolster positions and/or arguments or are sometimes the arguments themselves. 

Listen long enough and you'll see that typically what most people know about history comes directly from grade or high school textbooks or even worse from a generous helping of TV or movies.  Lately you'll also find many folks getting their knowledge from "Youtube University".  The problem with this is the fictional gets freely mixed with the actual in a weird gumbo that at best distorts truth, at worst is completely false.

In other words it creates VERY inaccurate portrayals of history, especially OUR history.

When it comes to slavery, many of those inaccurate versions of our history have far more to do with this guy:


Who was the "happy slave", sorry, happy "free negro" character from this movie:


than from anything real you can read in the slave narratives stored at the Library of Congress.

That movie, Disney's "Song of the South" has been "withheld" from distribution in the US for many years, and for good reason.  The setting of the movie is just after the civil war, the characters portray slaves though technically they are freemen.  From an African-American point of view, this movie represents the (literally) white-washed view of slavery and reconstruction as a simple place with good natured white folks that lived in harmony with newly freed Blacks.  History though tells us this wasn't the case with reconstruction being one of the most violent periods of history for people of color.

The issue (or specifically MY issue) with this particular movie is the general attitude and characterization of these former slaves.  They appear as happy, but obviously poor individuals satisfied with their world and going about their daily lives singing, dancing and telling fun stories for the benefit of their former 'slave masters' and their children.  Damn if this isn't the good life!  None of the horrors and brutality of slavery (and the post civil war reconstruction period) are depicted, referenced or even mentioned ANYWHERE in the movie.

For reasons I can't explain there's a LOT of *ahem* folks that really like this movie and want to see it released!  They are passionate to the point of creating online petitions and campaigns for its release.
I remember as a child seeing this movie at New York's grand Radio City Music Hall and wanting to scream "THIS IS BULLSHIT" at the screen.

Even as a child I could see this was about as real a world as my Marvel comics, but in a surreal "this shit can't be happening" kind of way.  To me, this movie has as much cultural significance as "The Holocaust, the Musical", and as much cultural sensitivity.

Don't believe me? Look at this clip and judge for yourself:


See anything wrong?  The biggest problem with films like this (and others like "The Green Berets", "Patton", "Gone With the Wind", "The Ten Commandments", "Cleopatra" and many others) is they become history, totally sweeping away real history in the collective memory of people. Then, when people try to properly put actual, real events in context, it is through the lens of these movies rather than supported by any real truth.

Real history isn't neat, doesn't have a catchy soundtrack and almost always doesn't fit a narrative.  It's messy because human beings are messy.  It's grey rather than black & white.  The good guys aren't always so good and the bad guys not always evil.  Study history long enough and this becomes clear.


Movies, TV and other media are by nature of their design meant to entertain.  If they can also educate and inform at the same time it's an added bonus.  On the other hand history can definitely teach, inform and yes, even sometimes entertain.  But first you have to acknowledge that it won't fit into neat little boxes, or make everyone or every culture a hero or villain.

Saturday, July 1, 2017

Best Spots for Getting Work Done in Jamaica Queens

Note: I changed the title of this article to allow for easier Googling....
Last Updated: April 2018

Being a Jamaica, Queens-based writer (and native son) for a long time I had to make the 30 minutes or so subway ride into the city for proper places to both get good coffee and write.  For many years Southeast Jamaica has been a good coffee desert, opting for cheap coffee and buttered roll served in bodegas and delis over anything resembling a quality latte, espresso or cappuccino.  No place for a proper writer to sit, connect with wifi and bust out his laptop.  That is until recently....

With gentrification has come the associated changes to the neighborhood landscape like the addition of small restaurants and eateries, chain pharmacies and stores and of course, that staple of the melanin-challenged invasion, Starbucks.

So while I'm NOT a fan of the bad shit that comes along with gentrification, like rising property taxes and rents, I AM a big fan of the ability to have places to write that are local (as in a short walk or bus ride away).  Sometimes you just have to take the sweet with the sour....

I will keep this page updated with new spots as I find them (and they open or close) to help my fellow Jamaica, Queens writers, cause why should we have to go to the city to work if we don't have to?

A Note About Starbucks

Given the Starbucks controversy, I will say this.  I have NEVER had a problem at any Starbucks I have ever been to and will not let the actions of a racist individual apply to a whole company.

Starbucks - (89th Ave and Sutphin Blvd)
Hours:M-F 6:00am to 9:00pm, Sat 6:30am to 9:00pm, Sun 7:00am to 9:00pm
(Note: this store changes operating hours depending on the season, google for the most current hours)

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Located directly across the street from the Queens Civil Courthouse, this Starbucks was my go-to local spot for writing.  Warm, cozy, big windows, decent street parking nights and weekends (if you drive), close to a number of buses and located a couple of blocks from the E and F trains (located directly between the Sutphin Blvd station on the F and Sutphin/Archer station on the E subway lines).  It's also walking distance to the LIRR Jamaica Station.

As a bonus, if you are hungry, the next block has simply one of the best Asian dumpling houses in Southeast Queens.  I'm talking about the Beijing Dumpling House, home of the tastiest shrimp and pork dumplings I have EVER had, period.  For under $10 bucks you can get a heaping plate of noodles or fried rice, dumplings and a drink, highly recommended!

January 2019 Update:  Starbucks recently changed the hours for this store.  They now close at 9:00pm every day.  Since Starbucks Corporate plays with the hours of this store so much check their website for the current store hours.

Dunkin' Donuts - 144-01 Liberty Ave (Between Pinegrove and Inwood Streets)
Hours: Mon - Sun/24 Hours


Located right next door to a Family Dollar and now a brand new Comfort Inn hotel, this is a 24-hour Dunkin' Donuts that is also a Baskin-Robbins and Internet Cafe.  It is bigger than the typical Dunkin' Donuts (probably the biggest in the area) offering comfortable seating, tables, TV, and wi-fi and has become a social staple of the neighborhood.

Mornings and early evenings tend to bring the most customers and local construction workers loading up on caffeine on their way to work.  Other than that you can usually get in and out fairly quickly.   The staff can vary though (especially late nights) with some struggling with English on complex orders, but if you are a straight coffee and donuts/bagel person you won't have any problems

Starbucks - 132-40 Metropolitan Avenue (at the intersection of Metropolitan & Jamaica Ave)
Hours: M-F 5:30am to  9:00pm, Sat 6:00am to 9:30pm, Sun 6:00am to 9:30pm


Located at the intersection of Metropolitan & Jamaica Avenues, just one block west of the Van Wyck Expressway this Starbucks caters to and draws many (if not most) of its customers from nearby Jamaica Hospital and the various medical centers that support the hospital.  Because of this, the interior seems to reflect more of a social bent (small tables and chairs) rather than catering to workers or writers (no large tables to spread out books, notes or reference material).   For instance, I am writing this synopsis on an 11 inch Chromebook, and it covers over half the table!

Being right outside a popular exit of the Jamaica-Van Wyck subway station also means a LOT of in and out foot traffic which can be distracting if you are focusing on banging out some words.  On the plus side, it closes at 9:30pm on Saturday and Sunday which is later than the other local Starbucks, which gives you a half hour more to get'er done.

Friday, June 16, 2017

"How Did I Beat You?"

Let's revisit the movie "The Matrix" for a few.

I am particularly fond of that movie because it gives many examples from many different schools of thought (and yes, even religions) without the weight of the dogmas associated with those faiths or ways of thinking.

One of the more interesting questions asked in the film (and trust me, this film asks a LOT of interesting questions) is during the fight sequence between Morpheus and Neo.  Morpheus asks "How did I beat you?".  This question is so important that I used it as a title for this piece.

If you don't remember the scene here it is again, take a moment to view it...


He asks the question at 2:39 into the video if you want to skip right to it.

What follows is a small monologue that not only lays the foundation for the Matrix films (or at least THIS one), but is actually a metaphor for the world we as melanated people live in.

Morpheus: How did I beat you?
Neo: You… you’re too fast.
Morpheus: Do you believe that my being stronger or faster has anything to do with my muscles in this place? Do you think that’s air you’re breathing now? 

 Let's pause at this moment and break down what's going on.  Morpheus, as the master, is attempting to break down the mental walls of his student, Neo.  Neo has constructed (and fully believes in) a reality for his world, complete with rules and laws.  Morpheus is attempting to break that reality down and quite literally "free" Neo's mind.

So let's apply this simple lesson to our world.  In the fight for personal and collective cultural empowerment many of us (us meaning melanated people of color) are like Neo.  We have been born into a world that has rules and laws that we follow because no one told us anything different.  The reality is that those rules and laws can be bent or broken, every day, and success often means breaking, bending or better yet ALTERING them.

 The French writer, HonorĂ© de Balzac once said (translated from the native French):
"The secret of a great success for which you are at a loss to account is a crime that has never been found out, because it was properly executed."
What does this mean?  How does it apply to Morpheus?  What the heck am I talking about?  Well, in the modern, post-millenial times while you rarely have access to the underlying code of a system, what you do have access to is your ability to recognize and subsequently obey (or not) the RULES of that system.

To put this into plain English, I'm saying that the system (and note, this applies to ANY system) is set up to anticipate and expect that most everyone will follow the rules, that's how systems work.  Also, keep in mind that really good systems are also set up to account for some rule breakers (the most common rule breakers).  Systems however are NOT designed to account for the unexpected, and this is how opportunity happens.  This is exactly what Morpheus was trying to get Neo to wrap his mind around, push past what you know (or think you know), be unexpected.

So lets sum this all up, here's the big takeaway:

  1.  Don't just break the rules, do the unexpected
  2. Be ready to exploit opportunities once the flaw in the system is exposed
  3. Don't always believe the rules, always question why they are in place
  4. Take the time to understand the rules, this is where opportunity reveals itself


Keep Fighting...



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Morpheus: How did I beat you?
Neo: You… you’re too fast.
Morpheus: Do you believe that my being stronger or faster has anything to do with my muscles in this place? Do you think that’s air you’re breathing now? - See more at: http://www.matrixfans.net/movies/the-matrix/quotes/#sthash.sV52OyGX.dpuf
Morpheus: How did I beat you?
Neo: You… you’re too fast.
Morpheus: Do you believe that my being stronger or faster has anything to do with my muscles in this place? Do you think that’s air you’re breathing now? - See more at: http://www.matrixfans.net/movies/the-matrix/quotes/#sthash.sV52OyGX.dpuf
Morpheus: How did I beat you?
Neo: You… you’re too fast.
Morpheus: Do you believe that my being stronger or faster has anything to do with my muscles in this place? Do you think that’s air you’re breathing now? - See more at: http://www.matrixfans.net/movies/the-matrix/quotes/#sthash.sV52OyGX.dpuf